Okay, (as always) there’s a question that’s been on my mind for quite a while now, so I figured I may as well write about it. My question, without further ado, is simply this: how do people sit back and watch golf for hours on end?
Seriously, how do they do it? I can’t watch it for thirty seconds before getting up to do something else. There are so many better things to do! Instead of watching golf, I’ll write a book, I’ll read a book, I’ll go play basketball, I’ll listen to Lecrae or some other rapper while I workout, I’ll work on Statement Apparel, I’ll do almost anything but sit and watch golf. “Why,” you ask? Because watching golf is like watching paint dry…except it’s more boring and less educational!
The most interesting part of watching golf is when you watch as someone hits the ball, watch as it soars through the air, and watch as it lands. At best, that’s a few seconds. Other than that, you’re just watching people walk to where their ball landed as the commentators commentate. That’s it. So, as I said before, golf is simply boring to watch
If you’re one of the people who sits and watches golf for hours on end, please don’t take offense. I am stating my opinion. But, while you’re here, please answer me this simple question: how?!?!?!
How can you sit and watch golf of all sports? It’s so slow and…boring! Seriously, WATCH ANOTHER SPORT! It doesn’t even have to be basketball, football, or baseball. Watch track. Watch tennis. Watch boxing. Watch soccer. Heck, watch bowling, ‘cause even that’s more interesting than watching golf!
Now don’t misunderstand me; I’m not saying don’t play golf (though, if I’m being honest, I don’t understand that unless you’re one of the professionals making your living off of it), I’m just…implying that there are better things to do than watch it. Now, if you’re a Rory Mcilroy or an upcoming Arnold Palmer, then, by all means, watch golf. Same goes for if you’re a golf announcer (though, to be honest, I feel sorry for you. You might be getting paid, but I feel sorry for you.). But everyone else? Please, y’all are just wasting your time.
Okay, rant over. Have a wonderful rest of the week.
And don’t you dare watch golf.